Let me tell you a story. At university, in my flat we lived next door to another flat as you normally do.. ok bare with me… In the flat lived a male witch who was forever setting off the smoke alarms by gassing the building with his potions ugh. He had hands like a legit witch, all warty and literally his fingers were flat like someone had caught his hands in a panini press :( anyhow one day my flat had a party and I waltz in drunk to him playing Singstar alone in the kitchen so I watched and made him feel awkward and said ‘I bet you, you get 5 out of 5 stars on this song’ - so I waited and he did! So I told him I was a real life wizard for seeing the future and he looked at me and I’m sure he tried to wengardienen levioszarr me or some shit but all I know is he HATED me from that day onwards, I was obviously a better wizard than he was witch :)

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