January 2012
Just shaving my nipples like you do :*
When I’m old and everyone using Tumblr, twitter and all the other social networks now (inc me) gets bored and leaves. I’ll log on, find everyone I once knew and film my adventures as I try to find/follow you all in real life! Then I’ll be one of them inspiring old people you see making youtube videos. It’ll be featured on Ellen… Even tho she’ll probably be...
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"I just want a nice guy who treats me
right."
said every girl who ignored that sweet yet creepy anon who declared their love for them :’(
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If that [illegal downloading] was the only way someone was going to get to hear...
– Ryan Ross - 2008
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Here's my somewhat uneducated view on illegal...
In light of all this SOPA news, I thought I’d post this… I’m not saying I’m all for illegal downloading and I know next to nothing about this SOPA hoopla but I’m aware it regards piracy.
OK. Music piracy and illegal downloading! - Everyone I know is guilty of such shenanigans but despite billions? of albums being illegally downloaded, artists and record labels...
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Anonymous asked: Your 'designs' are really shoddy, just saying..
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lionheart:
someone asked if i had any videos but i cant find any to show so here is a new one weh weh weh i explain all this in the video, its an accent challenge :)
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Anonymous asked: Your theme is wonderful, where can I find it?
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^_^
myrophine asked: 5, 11, 15 !
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I visited my nan the other day, i went in and she...
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there are only Americans left online rn so im hoping you’ll all find this as funny as i am right now gdsgsdgsa i cant take it my lungs are creased
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Anonymous asked: I can't believe you called someone a half virgin. If they had sex and a penis went into their vagina they are not a "half virgin". They are not a virgin. Not all women orgasm during sex. There are women who never have orgasms. Are they all "half virgins" too? Even though I know of ones who have had children? Or did they have immaculate conceptions?
Anonymous asked: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last week but I didn't orgasm, does that mean I'm technically a virgin?
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Anonymous asked: How would you recommend getting rid of blackheads?
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Anonymous asked: if i wrote your username on my dick and showed you would you post it?
fuckmytightend-deactivated20120 asked: you should submit some noodz. :)
someone asked if i had any videos but i cant find any to show so here is a new one weh weh weh i explain all this in the video, its an accent challenge :)
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the future comes one day at a time
We’re all a week or so into 2012. The New Year for most of us is an opportunity to better our lives, be optimistic and create a better you. Many of us might do this anyhow, any day of the year but New Year is the perfect time for those who don’t or need a helping hand, after all it’s a new year and a new or better you, in fact everyday is a new you. Don’t just reinvent yourself once January 1st...
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Let me tell you a story. At university, in my flat we lived next door to another flat as you normally do.. ok bare with me… In the flat lived a male witch who was forever setting off the smoke alarms by gassing the building with his potions ugh. He had hands like a legit witch, all warty and literally his fingers were flat like someone had caught his hands in a panini press :( anyhow one day...
Anonymous asked: What's your full name?
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