January 2012
Just shaving my nipples like you do :*
Jan 23rd
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When I’m old and everyone using Tumblr, twitter and all the other social networks now (inc me) gets bored and leaves. I’ll log on, find everyone I once knew and film my adventures as I try to find/follow you all in real life! Then I’ll be one of them inspiring old people you see making youtube videos. It’ll be featured on Ellen… Even tho she’ll probably be...
Jan 22nd
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"I just want a nice guy who treats me right."
said every girl who ignored that sweet yet creepy anon who declared their love for them :’(
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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“If that [illegal downloading] was the only way someone was going to get to hear...”
– Ryan Ross - 2008
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Here's my somewhat uneducated view on illegal...
In light of all this SOPA news, I thought I’d post this… I’m not saying I’m all for illegal downloading and I know next to nothing about this SOPA hoopla but I’m aware it regards piracy. OK. Music piracy and illegal downloading! - Everyone I know is guilty of such shenanigans but despite billions? of albums being illegally downloaded, artists and record labels...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Anonymous asked: Your 'designs' are really shoddy, just saying..
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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lionheart: someone asked if i had any videos but i cant find any to show so here is a new one weh weh weh i explain all this in the video, its an accent challenge :)
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Anonymous asked: Your theme is wonderful, where can I find it?
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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^_^
Jan 9th
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myrophine asked: 5, 11, 15 !
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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I visited my nan the other day, i went in and she...
Jan 8th
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there are only Americans left online rn so im hoping you’ll all find this as funny as i am right now gdsgsdgsa i cant take it my lungs are creased
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: I can't believe you called someone a half virgin. If they had sex and a penis went into their vagina they are not a "half virgin". They are not a virgin. Not all women orgasm during sex. There are women who never have orgasms. Are they all "half virgins" too? Even though I know of ones who have had children? Or did they have immaculate conceptions?
Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last week but I didn't orgasm, does that mean I'm technically a virgin?
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: How would you recommend getting rid of blackheads?
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Anonymous asked: if i wrote your username on my dick and showed you would you post it?
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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fuckmytightend-deactivated20120 asked: you should submit some noodz. :)
Jan 7th
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someone asked if i had any videos but i cant find any to show so here is a new one weh weh weh i explain all this in the video, its an accent challenge :)
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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the future comes one day at a time
We’re all a week or so into 2012. The New Year for most of us is an opportunity to better our lives, be optimistic and create a better you. Many of us might do this anyhow, any day of the year but New Year is the perfect time for those who don’t or need a helping hand, after all it’s a new year and a new or better you, in fact everyday is a new you. Don’t just reinvent yourself once January 1st...
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Let me tell you a story. At university, in my flat we lived next door to another flat as you normally do.. ok bare with me… In the flat lived a male witch who was forever setting off the smoke alarms by gassing the building with his potions ugh. He had hands like a legit witch, all warty and literally his fingers were flat like someone had caught his hands in a panini press :( anyhow one day...
Jan 5th
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Anonymous asked: What's your full name?
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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